The Morning Bleezy
a pod we rolled up just for you while you commute to that wack ass job !
Episodes
28 episodes
THE CANADIAN CORNBALL STRIKES AGAIN
GOOOOOOOOD MONDAY MORNING COMMUTERS! We Regret to Inform You That The Boy Remains At Large And On The Cob…episode 9 contains not only our unbiased ICEMAN review, but an unsolicited GEICO ad (Jake is sooooo pleased with his savings), and the inc...
THE MORNING [REDACTED]
Beware the Ides of May…unless it’s warm that day then we’re fine. Carry on. Just because you CAN (soon) get in a UBERCOPTER to JFK doesn’t mean you SHOULD….unless you’re super duper duper duper duper fucked up. The Knicks are doing well, Kash P...
POPE LEO FAITHMOGGS JD VANCE
SAME SHIT DIFFERENT TOILET: The Bleezy is back in Brooklyn & better than ever!!! In this 4/20 episode that has very little to do with 4/20, Jake & Nia discuss Ubering for coochie in NYC, a most unusual murder, SPACE, and the week’s late...
MONITORING THE SITUATION
Is it just me or does someone in this episode sound BALDER than usual? Dive on in to figure out who...we can't do it for you because we're too busy MONITORING several SITUATIONS including Kanye, Women's Hockey, the Artemis II launch, IRAN, and ...
YOU WHORED YOURSELF OUT TO THE PRESIDENT FOR McDONALDS!
In this week's MORNING BLEEZY we discuss the nuances of de-blizzarding the streets of NYC for like the third or fourth time, as well as the shit with the US men's hockey team for this one and only time.We'll be back in 3 weeks buuuut in ...
WILL YOU BE CHINESE WITH ME?
HOLD YOUR FIRE HORSES & buckle up for the bleezy's breakdown of the super bowl, the surveillance state, and the lunar new year <3buy THE ONLY PODCAST THAT SAID AJ BARNER WAS GONNA DO SOMETHING, the SHIRT: https://arcola.tv/produc...
EXPOSING THE TRADER JOES WEATHER MACHINE SUPER BOWL MOON LANDING CONSPIRACY
In which Jake & Nia accidentally piece it ALLLLL together...0:00 - If You Wore Purple You Was Going To Jail3:16 - Signature Nia Producer Tag5:04 - Young Hoes Love TJoes9:01 - Smoked Salmon Recession In...
WE ARE CHARLIE STURK(A)
Happy MLK Day everybody! Pop this one in while you commute from your bed to the couch <30:00 - Everybody Learn Chinese Right Now2:08 - ICE in the Forecast8:45 - Transplants & Train Tracks13:31 - Foo...
HE HEAT ON MY RIVAL TIL I RY
It's SEEZY THREEZY of the BLEEZY! Yall mind if a black girl speak a little inshallah?0:00 - New Years Breakdown/Acceptance5:01 - Romanticize The Snow7:01 - $3.00 Is The New $2.90 Is The New KYS11:11 - Welc...
THE WEATHER MACHINE
do YOU think the government has a weather machine? which government? why?? idk we gonna argue about it and also watch out cuz Nia is driving on the actual roads now <3
you're having a better day than eric adams, so...
eric adams was indicted on federal criminal charges while we were recording this episode <3 and we made lil transition sounds for our segments!buy our merch @ themorningbleezy.com
putting the pod in podium!
an olympic ass episode of the morning bleezy, brought to you by some orange creamsicle <3light up with us on your way to work and tell everyone you know!!
things remain interesting
strap in for your commute and spark up with jake & nia while they solve all the world's problems. also we have merch! @ themorningbleezy.com
Why would you buy Juneteenth paper plates??
Shoutout Philly. Why would you buy Juneteenth paper plates? It's hot out bro. Why would you get your driver's license if you don't want it? DO IT FOR THE GRAND? Outro musiccc
DO IT FOR THE GREEZY
In which our hosts talk for a solid 15 minutes...mostly about DO IT FOR THE GRAND, going live on arcola.tv THIS SATURDAY (6/15)!!!!! Our hosts are both in that show. Put this ep on during some prime commuting hours to learn a little more...
BROODS & BEEF BRO
This year's cicadas probably don't know who Drake or Kendrick Lamar are. We talk about all that in this episode, recorded in a simpler time (last Thursday aka 4 disses ago lmaoooo)
THIS IS WHAT OUR RULING CLASS HAS DECIDED WILL BE NORMAL
Jake & Nia hit the gas and proceed to pod until you get to work! Discussions include the weather (pollen), traffic (trains?), sports (women's) and the wave of student encampments sweeping the nation demanding their universities divest from ...
F*ck it...FACISM
the blee is back for another monday morning commute and another couple listener questions...which you can send in @themorningbleezy btw. tiktok bans and bad airplane plans...shoutout to all the emily's!!!
BEN SHAP*RO JUST DEFENDED YOU
this week's morning bleezy is brought to you by abrasive toxicity! first we talk about a certain instagram page, and then we talk about a certain gag city rapper who dated meek milltap in @themorningbleezy and send us more listener ques...
BACK ON OUR BLEESH*T
we're soooooooooooooooooo back!!! Jake & Nia hit you with a new season, some new segments, and as always, the hard hitting + slow burning journalism you've come to expect from the morning bleezy.this episode has everything: man-made...
WAR...WHOMST IS IT GOOD FOR?
THE BLEEZY IS BACK AND BLEAKER THAN EVER
I AM THE ELDEST BLEE
talkin succession finale with our FIRST EVER GUESTS: Taylor (who worked on season 4 whaaaat) and Vonnie (who worked on a bunch of other stuff)!!!!!