do YOU think the government has a weather machine? which government? why?? idk we gonna argue about it and also watch out cuz Nia is driving on the actual roads now <3

eric adams was indicted on federal criminal charges while we were recording this episode <3 and we made lil transition sounds for our segments!buy our merch @ themorningbleezy.com

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Shoutout Philly. Why would you buy Juneteenth paper plates? It's hot out bro. Why would you get your driver's license if you don't want it? DO IT FOR THE GRAND? Outro musiccc

In which our hosts talk for a solid 15 minutes...mostly about DO IT FOR THE GRAND, going live on arcola.tv THIS SATURDAY (6/15)!!!!! Our hosts are both in that show. Put this ep on during some prime commuting hours to learn a little more...

This year's cicadas probably don't know who Drake or Kendrick Lamar are. We talk about all that in this episode, recorded in a simpler time (last Thursday aka 4 disses ago lmaoooo)

Jake & Nia hit the gas and proceed to pod until you get to work! Discussions include the weather (pollen), traffic (trains?), sports (women's) and the wave of student encampments sweeping the nation demanding their universities divest from ...

the blee is back for another monday morning commute and another couple listener questions...which you can send in @themorningbleezy btw. tiktok bans and bad airplane plans...shoutout to all the emily's!!!

this week's morning bleezy is brought to you by abrasive toxicity! first we talk about a certain instagram page, and then we talk about a certain gag city rapper who dated meek milltap in @themorningbleezy and send us more listener ques...

we're soooooooooooooooooo back!!! Jake & Nia hit you with a new season, some new segments, and as always, the hard hitting + slow burning journalism you've come to expect from the morning bleezy.this episode has everything: man-made...

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talkin succession finale with our FIRST EVER GUESTS: Taylor (who worked on season 4 whaaaat) and Vonnie (who worked on a bunch of other stuff)!!!!!

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