THE CANADIAN CORNBALL STRIKES AGAIN

GOOOOOOOOD MONDAY MORNING COMMUTERS! We Regret to Inform You That The Boy Remains At Large And On The Cob…episode 9 contains not only our unbiased ICEMAN review, but an unsolicited GEICO ad (Jake is sooooo pleased with his savings), and the inception of the BBC™️📚 READ A BOOK HOE!

Let us know @themorningbleezy what books you’re reading, and if you want to dial in to a future episode to chit chat about your fuckass commute!!!

0:00 - They Were Jelloing Everything In The 50s

1:57 - The First Double Entendre Of The Episode

2:44 - We Could’ve Fuckin Died (Climate Crisis Averted For At Least A Week)

3:14 - 43 Songs That Could’ve Been An Email

7:24 - STOP TALKING ABOUT 2024!!!!!!!!!!!

9:00 - I’m Sure There’s A Summer Bop In There Somewhere

11:12 - Drake Paid Off SportsCenter And It’s Obvious And Sad

12:32 - Nia Breaks Down The NBA Playoffs Correctly On The First Try

18:18 - Switch To GEICO And Save THOUSANDS (Geico Please Sponsor Us)

21:43 - Get Insurance Or You Will Become Property Of The State

22:51 - THE BLEEZY BOOK CLUB

THE MORNING BLEEZY is a pod we rolled up just for your commute to that wack ass job you don’t wanna go to!
News for NETIZENS & NEW YORKERS alike!

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