The Morning Bleezy
a pod we rolled up just for you while you commute to that wack ass job !
The Morning Bleezy
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tHe MonDaY sCaRiEs
We clearly ran out of Yerbs here at Bleezy HQ. Real last day of school vibes. Have a great summer commuters!!!! ❤️🌅 We’ll see ya back for #ArcolaAugust 👀Join the commute & buy our merch at
BRUNSON EGG & CHEESE W/ GRABBA
WE SIX MONTHS INTO MAMDANISTAN AND IT CAN ONLY GO UP FROM HERE!!! Also in our ELEVENTH episode of the year…the top secret formula for BuzzBalls, Europeans playing CROSSY ROAD in front of MetLife Stadium, and THE KNICKS DEFEAT THE FORCES OF EVIL...
BOOSTING B*TCHES WHERE YALL AT?
BOOSTERS OF THE WORLD UNITE! In our TENTH bleezy of the yeezy, Nia and Jake manifest a chemical spill-free June for the west coast, compare Zohran to the stripper loving you, dickride the Knicks for like ten minutes, and then have a deeply inte...
THE CANADIAN CORNBALL STRIKES AGAIN
GOOOOOOOOD MONDAY MORNING COMMUTERS! We Regret to Inform You That The Boy Remains At Large And On The Cob…episode 9 contains not only our unbiased ICEMAN review, but an unsolicited GEICO ad (Jake is sooooo pleased with his savings), and the inc...
THE MORNING [REDACTED]
Beware the Ides of May…unless it’s warm that day then we’re fine. Carry on. Just because you CAN (soon) get in a UBERCOPTER to JFK doesn’t mean you SHOULD….unless you’re super duper duper duper duper fucked up. The Knicks are doing well, Kash P...